Who has seen Clash of the Titans yet? If you haven't, do not go see it. Save yourself the 10 bucks. It's probably the worst movie I've seen all year. Ever since I saw the Clash of the Titans I always thought that it would be the perfect movie to remake. However, with the way Hollywood operates these days, I was dead wrong. It's nothing but a pretty film with no substance, it's quick cash-in.
It's REALLY predictable, and not just because it's a remake.
The lines, you can call what the actors will say before they say it. It's weird.
The lead actor has no presense at all. Perseus gets his ass kicked the whole movie and he's supposed to be a demi-God? Liam Neeson and the guy who plays Hades (forgot his name) are given little screen time and are completely wasted as true talent. The bad guy from Casino Royale was actually pretty good as a captain.
The Kraken
(SPOILERS!!!!!) dies in like 5 minutes and is the biggest boner-kill in any movie of all time. He messed up the city a little bit and then died instantly. Zeus says "Release the Kraken!" and I was like "Yeah, time for the good stuff FINALLY!" and then he dies before I can say "Kraken Boner"
Hades
(SPOILERS!!!!!) is defeated instantly at the end of the movie without any kind of a battle. It reminded me of the Fable 2 ending. It was that bad.
The CGI is borderline bad at times but good at other times. Medusa looks like she was taken from a sci-fi channel movie.
There is no Poseidon in the entire movie but he is constantly mentioned (WTF?).
Plenty of plot holes
(SPOILERS!!!!) like Medusa's eyes being able to turn the Kraken into stone but she can't turn this beast wizard guy into stone.
HUGE WASTE OF POTENTIAL!!! This reminds me of Terminator: Salvation (not just because of Sam Worthington) but because they didn't deliver what fans and audience wanted. At all. Reminds me of the first Hulk movie. Maybe they will remake the remake in one year like the Hulk.
