A little DA-related joke by thespyguy.

thespyguy150 · November 18, 2006, 06:53:23 AM

Ok, I know how much everyone loved the voice-over guy in DA's multiplayer, but I don't think he says enough. I think he should also say what you're doing, eg. walking forward - walking forward - walking forward - walking forward - turning left - walking forward - walking forward - opening door - walking forward - firing grenade - jumping - getting grabbed from behind - having neck broken by spy - waiting to respawn - waiting to respawn - going into options - trying to turn off voice-over - not being able to turn off voice-over because the voice-over option isn't actually a button and it's just there for decoration - quiting game - getting annoyed because the voice-over is still there even though you've quit the game - turning off computer - turning off speakers - unplugging computer - screaming - running out of room - returning with a baseball bat - smashing computer - screaming some more... so, anyone else think that would be a good idea?

Vega · November 18, 2006, 09:05:17 AM

hahaha

MacBryce · November 18, 2006, 12:00:02 PM

Lol @ the double "waiting to respawn".

I rephrased the title a bit. Just to keep the forum organized. ::) And now for some post-modern internet poetry:

Beep beep beep

"An enemy is nearby. He's really powerful. You better flee!"

*FLASH*
*crack*
PWN!

~~UBISXMBLLZ~~

Thank you.

scope2005 · November 18, 2006, 12:57:15 PM

LOL yeah it's so anoying when the spies briefing guy is like:

"be carefull.. there is an enemy near by, he can track you with his presence sensor.. you better flee he is really powerfull..."

Im just like.. "state the bloody obvious why dont you..."

Worst scenario is during the briefing when your waiting for laggy players to make it in and you have to watch the briefing about 3-4 times - once is enough to keep objectives fresh in my mind.

I wish it could be more like this:

"Your mission is to.. *GUN COCKING* *BANG*....*FIZZLE*.. 'STFU NOOB!'"

Despite this the announcer can be cool, when you get a 'headshot', or a 'perfect', as its a feeling of acomplishment.

Although it should tell your opponent how you killed them i.e 'Player 1 killed Player 2 with a headshot from rifle", or to that effect.

MacBryce · November 18, 2006, 02:03:34 PM

I don't mind the announcer when he's providing commentary on what happens, but I hate the bastard when he's lecturing us.

element54 · November 20, 2006, 05:41:02 AM

true he doen't need to say the stupid shit like "You better flee he is really strong." it is ok that he says green terminal being hacked or blue terminal being hacked since the spies are just running around like crack heads hacking and scooting off. hell, the announcer doesn't even have to say it in the spy mode other than to let each spy know that another terminal is bing hacked besides the one they are standing infront of.

We should implament the announcer into PS. what do yall think of that? :o

thespyguy150 · November 20, 2006, 06:50:36 AM

Hey, you changed the title!

MacBryce · November 20, 2006, 09:15:30 AM

The subject has to match the content, my friend. ;)

The-Chicken6 · November 20, 2006, 11:14:53 AM

bryce ur probebly right but the joke isnt that funny anymore :)

MacBryce · November 20, 2006, 12:29:36 PM

Then you shouldn't bump it back to the top by posting in it. ;D

thespyguy150 · November 21, 2006, 11:23:06 AM

Yeah, don't bump it back up. Geeze!

MacBryce · November 21, 2006, 12:14:35 PM

;D

If we need a comedian on the team, then I'll give that position to thespyguy.

Anyway, I'll just lock this thread so it'll go titanic.