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So I asked for 360 games, right? And you guys said GEARS OF WAR. And there's Ace Combat 6 over here looking all


And you guys are like OR YOU COULD TRY HALO.

The game has shit like

and you guys suggest Gears of War and Halo.



You guys are NOT RELIABLE.

This game is worse than Conviction.

Why are you guys so slow, huh?

So it was on Steam sale or something and a guy I know gifted it to me because he wanted to coop with me. So y'know I start playing because hey it'd be rude not to.
So hey there's a guy there I'll shoot him 'cause that's what you do. I'm aiming near him, I'll go into zoom mode and then shoot him in the face.
I go into zoom mode.
My crosshair moves over to his head.
Wait what? Let me test that again.
Point away from the dude, take hand off mouse, press zoom key.
The crosshair moves back over his head.

NICE AUTOAIM UBISOFT


I can't even fucking turn it off, hahahahaha.

Seriously, I've been invading in Dark Souls and chameleon is the best spell ever. You just pretend to be a barrel and then shove swords through people when they turn their backs, it's hilarious. PS NEEDS TO LET ME BE A BARREL.


(anyone else here playin' dark souls? oh of course not only like two people even come here now)
(why did i even bother posting this?)

It has pissing and wapanese bullshit! It's like it was made for you, bro!

and by cool i mean JAPAN STRIKES AGAIN

do these look capable of killing space planes to you??? bubbles!

So apparently I'm meant to be going to Alpha Pavonis to find some wrecked spaceship or something.



WHICH OF THESE STARS IS ALPHA PAVONIS


aliens fucking suck man let me tell you




(inb4 dread says this game sucks because it had bad graphics)

Like half this forum have 360s so you should know right?


(serious question!)


(don't say ketsui. i already know about ketsui.)

I feel they should be locked in a thread together and not let out until only one is left alive.

Agree with me or I will get so mad.

So guys, I was thinking, right, and I don't think it's very realistic that spies can run everywhere and do all jumps and dives and everything and never fall over. I mean, if you tried all that in real life after being shot like ten times you wouldn't do everything perfectly, right? So spies should randomly fall over, like after they get charged. To make things more realistic.
This is what happens in Smash Brothers, and Smash Brothers is a popular game, so therefore it's perfect. Right?

So can we go test this brilliant idea? Because I think it's pretty brilliant.


ps if you don't like this idea you're a terrorist fuck who hates change and you're making this forum terrible so like it okay :(

pps clumsy girls are totally moe so there's another reason to implement this okay cool

I'm looking forward to this mod a whole lot, and I don't have any problems with the way it currently looks, but I worry that perhaps some people will be put off by its general atmosphere. Maybe you guys should implement a mode which changes the characters to young girls? You could make them fight using magic, if you didn't feel guns were appropriate for them. This could vastly widen the potential playerbase for the game, and you wouldn't have to change the core gameplay at all, so it seems like a pretty good idea to me.

Someone did it for BF1942, and everyone liked BF1942, so it's a good idea, yes?






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