A black ghetto is going on a plane, as soon as the plane lifts off he says:
-Damn I need a smoke.
The black guy is going to the airplane's restroom.
He takes out his bong, and the door accidentally opens, and the whole passenger crew is looking at him, he stares at them with fright and says:
-Easy guys, it's just a bong.
The crowd is in panic screaming:
-IT'S A BOMB! HE HAS A BOMB!