Tazer or Flamethrower? Vote Please.

[frvge]

Have you forgotten that Spies had rocket launchers*?



* = only on April's Fools day tho.

[Farley4Fan]

You guys are just being fucking ridiculous.  Flamethrower for a random group of mercs, compared to friggin rocket launchers for spies.  Where's the logic?  There is none.  Stop posting in the thread.

[Spekkio]

I said rocket launchers for mercs, nub. It'll look awesome-o, but it'll behave just like the uzi so it'll be balanced. It makes perfect sense, right along with flamethrowers that act like tazers and wife beaters that act like kevlar.

[VaNilla]

You see the rocket launcher though, it has a close range distance of 1 meter, to balance out the teams a bit. It's a bit like a tazer really, only they're rockets. I mean c'mon we aren't being realistic here, I don't see your problem it's basically the same as a tazer only they have a blowing up animation! Get some style guys sheesh...

I mean if you don't like this because it's not realistic, WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAMES DUDE? Look back to Papa Skulls last post rofl.

[Spekkio]

I don't know what's worse: the fact that someone thought this was a good idea, or that it has resulted in 9 pages arguing about it.

[VaNilla]

Most of the pages have been a result of a fact that people don't take this seriously (thankfully), so I'd say the fact someone thought it's a good idea and tried forcing it.

[Farley4Fan]

Hmmm, well stop contributing to make this thread go on longer, genius.  Stop posting in the thread.  It's over.

[Westfall]

or is it...I say lets make another thread commemorating the death of this thread.

[Farley4Fan]

Well it's obviously not dead yet.

"Why has this thread gone on for so long?"  "Why is this not closed yet?"  "Why is it 9 pages"  Bla freakin bla.  Just stop posting.

[VaNilla]

Oh we can't just let it die some people have serious questions in this topic :P. I was merely replying.

[MrSneaky08]

bump for giggles.

[Ion.67]

Double funny.

PAPA GOT PWNED. Hahaha. It's alright. We could make you a blow up doll to make you feel better. It will act just like a real girl!

[Spekkio]

At 9 pages, it's in competition for longest thread on the forums. Can't let it die now.

Ion, I think you meant making a female shaped blowup doll that acts like a real boy.

[Farley4Fan]

Pretty sure I had some 13/14 pagers way back.  They'll never be beaten.

You're real fuckin funny there spek.   You're analogies were way out there, surprised anyone bought em, regardless of the general opinion of the flamethrower. 

DOWN WITH IMAGINATION!  DOWN WITH ANYTHING DIFFERENT!  SCREW IT I SAY!  CALL IT CT!!!  I'm all for tazers that act like lightning bolts, smoke grenades that act like gelatin, and spies that can kill mercenaries like they one of the Mario brothers!  But flamethrowers (for a random group of hired guns) that can temporarily paralyze a spy through pain, lack of oxygen, or shock?  HELL NO!  NOT PLAUSIBLE!!!!!11!1111

You give the ridiculous jokes trying to ridicule my viewpoint, I'll GLADLY give a few of my own.  Such assholes.

[Ion.67]

Looks like we have a mad one on our hands. Get out the lube