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Rysiu-.

February 07, 2011, 09:18:06 PM
Religion called SeVeMism (abbrevation of shortcut SvM)

10 commandments

1. You shall not have other games before PS
2. You shall not talk bad about PS
3. Remember the release date and keep it holy
4. Honor your dev's and mod's
5. You shall not cheat
6. You shall not flame
7. You shall not lag on purpose
8. You shall not bear false witness against your opponent nor ally
9. You shall train hard to become a pro
10. You shall help others to learn

Thus I am the Prophet of the Lord. Lord called PeSus!

Follow me players, and together we will make PS Worldwide known and infinite!
I know more CT bugs than you could ever imagine. I just had forgot about half of them.

puuusianka

#1
February 07, 2011, 09:43:51 PM
Oh holy father, I'm afraid I won't be able to obey all your commandments! Give me the power to overcome my fear, for I do see the light when I look towards PS!

DreadStunLock

#2
February 07, 2011, 09:46:22 PM Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 09:48:03 PM by DreadStunLock
Naah, Dudeism is the best religion.



Farley4Fan

#3
February 07, 2011, 09:52:17 PM
That guy looks nothing like Jeff Bridges. 

But I approve of his holy Dude-ness.

For the next 12 posters you have to name a member of the forum as a disciple.  Go.

NeoSuperior

#4
February 07, 2011, 09:57:21 PM Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 09:59:38 PM by Meister_Neo
This is not acceptable... time to burn some HERETICS!

oh wait... which religion am i following? :o well w/e

You are HERETICS because... well i have no problem with the religion itself, but... with the "head" of it...  :P make me the head and i join MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
If there are any orthographic/grammatical errors in this post, you can keep them and, if you want, hang them over your bed ;)

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- Mike Godwin

Farley4Fan

#5
February 07, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
Ok meister, you are Judas.

puuusianka

#6
February 07, 2011, 10:02:20 PM
Pastapharianism! Big talking spaghetti monster FTW.

P S: This thread bearly started and we already went off topic... I think it's time to stop for a moment and try thinking before writing... ?

JrvUnleashed

#7
February 07, 2011, 11:22:35 PM
Quote from: Rysiu-. on February 07, 2011, 09:18:06 PM
Religion called SeVeMism (abbrevation of shortcut SvM)

10 commandments

1. You shall not have other games before PS
2. You shall not talk bad about PS
3. Remember the release date and keep it holy
4. Honor your dev's and mod's
5. You shall not cheat
6. You shall not flame
7. You shall not lag on purpose
8. You shall not bear false witness against your opponent nor ally
9. You shall train hard to become a pro
10. You shall help others to learn

Thus I am the Prophet of the Lord. Lord called PeSus!

Follow me players, and together we will make PS Worldwide known and infinite!

1. Broken
2. Broken
3. Impossible/Broken
4. Broken
5. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet.
6. Broken
7. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet.
8. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet.
9. Broken/Don't give a flying shit/have a life
10. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet/intentions to break it.


Cool commandments bro.
"misunderestimate"
"Strategery"
"prognosticator"
~George W. Bush

knooger

#8
February 07, 2011, 11:29:37 PM
You're smoked Rysiu...

The best religion is Atheism lol :D

DreadStunLock

#9
February 07, 2011, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: JrvUnleashed on February 07, 2011, 11:22:35 PM
Quote from: Rysiu-. on February 07, 2011, 09:18:06 PM
Religion called SeVeMism (abbrevation of shortcut SvM)

10 commandments

1. You shall not have other games before PS
2. You shall not talk bad about PS
3. Remember the release date and keep it holy
4. Honor your dev's and mod's
5. You shall not cheat
6. You shall not flame
7. You shall not lag on purpose
8. You shall not bear false witness against your opponent nor ally
9. You shall train hard to become a pro
10. You shall help others to learn

Thus I am the Prophet of the Lord. Lord called PeSus!

Follow me players, and together we will make PS Worldwide known and infinite!

1. Broken
2. Broken
3. Impossible/Broken
4. Broken
5. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet.
6. Broken
7. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet.
8. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet.
9. Broken/Don't give a flying shit/have a life
10. Impossible on account of the game not being released yet/intentions to break it.


Cool commandments bro.

9. Who you kidding? That a biggest lie and I hope god will smite you for that.

NeoSuperior

#10
February 08, 2011, 01:30:18 PM
tired of: BS PS-religion's god
If there are any orthographic/grammatical errors in this post, you can keep them and, if you want, hang them over your bed ;)

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
- Mike Godwin

Bubbaganoosh

#11
February 08, 2011, 03:37:28 PM
The best Religion is no Religion.
"It is a well-documented fact that if you smoke weed you will become a terrorist."  - Farley4Fan
Well it made me lol.

Rysiu-.

#12
February 08, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
Most of u guys have so weird attitude to this thread that i just dont understand it... It was just for fun, i came up with an idea of making those commandments and thats all... cant u just continue with some funny posts like "A Pray to Spy the Stealthy" or w/e? its for FUN its not serious for f* sake...

i don't know if u guys are stupid or stiff....
I know more CT bugs than you could ever imagine. I just had forgot about half of them.

DreadStunLock

#13
February 08, 2011, 07:53:58 PM
Next thing we see is to ENTER PROJECTSTEALTHGAME.COM YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH THESE COMMANDEMENTS AND FOLLOW THEM.

Farley4Fan

#14
February 09, 2011, 12:16:35 AM
I like where this thread is going.  It's going everywhere, but nowhere.  Astounding.
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