Just stumbled on it, and i think it'll be great with some peoples attitudes here ::)
How it works
Corrupt the wish of the person above you, then make your own wish.
Example of Corrupting a Wish
Person A: I wish I could read minds
Person B: Wish granted, but now you can't hear what people say.
I wish I didn't ever get tired.
You can't have sex.
I wish Ion hadn't made me deaf.
WTF, you're playing the game wrong.
Haven't you guys ever seen Wishmaster?
You are not deaf now, but your penis is the size of a five year olds. Oh wait, nothing changed.
I wish gui was american
Granted, but now you're an Afgan.
I wish PS was already finished.
Done, now you're a paraplegic.
I wish there were no stupid people in the world.
Quote from: MR.Mic on September 09, 2008, 03:27:04 AM
WTF, you're playing the game wrong.
Haven't you guys ever seen Wishmaster?
we def are playing the game wrong...did you see Wishmaster 3....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...it gets so much worse.
Done, but now there's no Ubisoft anymore =/
I wish onions wouldnt make people cry.
Done, but now you don't have eyes.
I wish there was no day
Done, but now you are afraid of the shadows.
I wish that noone would reply to this post.
Quote from: neth on September 09, 2008, 10:28:58 AMI wish there was no day
Done, but now you're sharing the room with Sam Fisher =P
I wish the average human intelligence was raised.
(Liqu1D, your wish was granted - now I replied to another post instead.)
Done, but now the average intelligence is still the same, by definition of the IQ...
I wish I were as cool as Sam Fisher
Done, but now you are required to always write grammatically correct sentences.
I wish for more wishes :D
Quote from: Bionic-Blob on September 10, 2008, 11:22:45 PM
Done, but now you are required to always write grammatically correct sentences.
I wish for more wishes :D
Done, but now your account will get TERMINATED.
I wish i was a woman.
Good luck with menstruation...
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but you get no pussy now.
I wish I got more sex
Then you look in the mirror...
I wish I got a slightly bigger monitor.
Now you have a way smaller penis.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Done, but you're still not getting laid.
I wish I was never hungry.
Done, but now you wont need a wife.
I wish Eric Cartman was real
Done, but now you are a cartoon character.
I wish i could be a zombie.
Done, but now everyone disappears.
I wish I could see the universe.
Quote from: Westfall on September 11, 2008, 08:09:51 PM
Done, but now everyone disappears.
I wish I could see the universe.
Done, but now brain-eating aliens control outer space.
I wish I had a hot brunette waiting for me at home.
done, a shame she's a tranvesty....
I wish Brazil had Starbucks.
Done, but now Africa has run out of coffee beans.
I wish I was Chuck Norris.
Done, but now you speak with Texas accent
I wish I could finally get the damn driving license.
Granted, but now your legs and arms get OWNED in a car accident.
I still wish I was getting more sex.
Quote from: ChickenSkin on September 12, 2008, 12:58:36 AM
Done, but now Africa has run out of coffee beans.
I wish I was Chuck Norris.
I'm sorry....Africa???????????
Quote from: Ion.67 on September 12, 2008, 01:20:28 AM
Granted, but now your legs and arms get OWNED in a car accident.
I still wish I was getting more sex.
Done, but its with a guy.
I wish brain-eating aliens didn't control outer space
Done, but humanity gets crushed by a huge invisible meteor
I wish invisibe meteors striked the earth at random moments.
Quote from: Liqu1D_133 on September 12, 2008, 08:22:17 AM
Done, but humanity gets crushed by a huge invisible meteor
I wish invisibe meteors striked the earth at random moments.
Done, but now you\'ve been checked in to a mental institution.
I wish I had a constant supply Jaffa Cakes.
but now you have no stomach.
i wish my computer was silent
Done, but now it can't be turned on.
I wish this silly game would stop :p
done, but now it isn't a game. IT'S TOTALLY REAL OMG
i wish the large hadron collider experiments will find the higg's boson. (i can totally see whats coming now ;) )
done, but now a black hole eats up switzerland and your secret stash of money is gone.
i wish i was happy all day long.
done, but now you are stupid (though i don't know if anything has changed. guffaw!), as everyone knows that stupid people walk around with a big grin all day long.
anyway
i wish i didn't make anymore wishes in this silly wish thread.
done, but now you are not only poor, but also an outsider.
i wish bionic feels bad for calling me stupid *big grin*
Granted, but now he thinks you're a douchebag because you're still *big grinning* all day long.
I wish Vista would work like XP...
your downgrade is done, but now you gotta upgrade all over again to play dx10 games.
i wish there were more house md episodes.
Done, but they change all the actors.
I wish i was batman.
Done, but now there is a vacancy to be Superman.
I wish I could control Time
Quote from: Westfall on September 15, 2008, 06:24:36 AM
Done, but now there is a vacancy to be Superman.
I wish I could control Time
Done, but now Mr.T is gonna crush you because guess what? Mr.T likes his motherf*c*ing time.
I wish that all the hot girls in the popups you see on certain websites actually DID live in my area and all wanted me.
(please don't try to outsmart the non-existing word-filter. Thank you)
Done, but they all have HIV.
I wish SCCT would work on my Vista 64 bit...
Done, but youre the only person online, ever.
I wish I could kick ass and chew bubble gum.
Done, but now you're in a viedogame.
I wish Teamspeak was as good as Ventrilo.
Quote from: Liqu1D_133 on September 15, 2008, 01:52:03 PM
Done, but now you\\\'re in a viedogame.
I wish Teamspeak was as good as Ventrilo.
Done, but nobody wants to talk you anyway.
I wish the girl next door would leave the curtains open next time she gets changed.
Done, but it seems she isn't as girlish as you thought.
I wish all World of Warcrafters get a life.
Done, but you still remain without one. HA!
I wish I didn't have class today.
Done. But any holidays except that one day are removed.
I wish Gui wasn't Brazil.
Quote from: Liqu1D_133 on September 15, 2008, 06:36:37 PM
Done. But any holidays except that one day are removed.
I wish Gui wasn\'t Brazil.
Done, but you can take Gui out of Brazil, but you cant take the Brazil out of Gui.
I wish I was a photographer for playboy.
Done, now it is a cocksucking homo magazine.
I wish I wasn't in Brazil.
I wish frvge would undo his nonsense wish.
Done
I wish Westfall wouldn't be so mean :(
Done.
I wish frvge would talk to me.
Done: "Hi Westfall."
I wish he would answer me :(
Done, but now no-one else will reply to you ever again.
I wish I had a little more time to work on Project Stealth.
Done, but you become obsessed with coding it perfectly, and in the end you get thrown out of the team for never finishing your tasks.
I wish Steam wasn't gay.
Done, but now it became a bitch and thus a lesbian.
I wish someone else would make a wish.
Done, but you can't wish anymore.
I wish xfire broadcasts would lag less and have better quality.
Done, but now YOU lag.
I wish I was a vampire.
Done, but you get killed by a crazed vampire hunter.
I wish i was god.
Done, but now you will be murdered by the Devil, soon.
I wish I could have all my wishes granted without any other values effecting that wish.
Done. You say your wish, then you die (this doesn't affect the wish itself, because it has been heard by someone).
I wish i could sleep longer on Mondays.
wish granted, but you can't sleep any other day besides monday.
i wish someone got me a proper wish
granted, but your legs fall off. your wish actually gave you nothing anyway ^_^
I wish TFS Jackie would fuck off and die?
;)
(whoever says granted, be warned i'll be checking up on the wishes progress ^^,)
Done (the process started... who knows when it'll finish).
I wish PS to be better than PT.
wish granted, but be carefull cuz the servers will be full
i wish i knew how to do a backflip
Done, but you can't jump in any other way now.
I wish the devs had enough money to work on PS like it's a full-time job.
Done, but now they stopped b/c they have money.
I wish sleeping could be the number 1 priority in school.
Quote from: Westfall on September 25, 2008, 03:13:50 AM
Done, but now they stopped b/c they have money.
I wish sleeping could be the number 1 priority in school.
LOL WESTFAL WE AINT PAYIN U TO 2 SLEP AT SKOOL.
Done, but now you have to stay awake for all eternity.
I wish UT3 would start working on my PC (or PS come to 360).
Quote from: Vega on September 25, 2008, 06:14:56 AM
Quote from: Westfall on September 25, 2008, 03:13:50 AM
Done, but now they stopped b/c they have money.
I wish sleeping could be the number 1 priority in school.
LOL WESTFAL WE AINT PAYIN U TO 2 SLEP AT SKOOL.
Its nice to have school pay you to attend it though...w00t.
Quote from: Westfall on September 29, 2008, 05:53:27 AM
Quote from: Vega on September 25, 2008, 06:14:56 AM
Quote from: Westfall on September 25, 2008, 03:13:50 AM
Done, but now they stopped b/c they have money.
I wish sleeping could be the number 1 priority in school.
LOL WESTFAL WE AINT PAYIN U TO 2 SLEP AT SKOOL.
Its nice to have school pay you to attend it though...w00t.
Done but now school is a drag because everybody is sleeping all the time.
I wish
the pump was this satisfying for me.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw)