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Title: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 08, 2009, 01:53:05 AM
You are n00b.

Sincerely,

teh pr0
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: AgentX_003 on May 08, 2009, 03:18:48 AM
ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spark Mandriller on May 08, 2009, 10:03:23 AM
(https://community.projectstealthgame.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg23.imageshack.us%2Fimg23%2F8746%2F1231157759421.jpg&hash=3222a9bc2bfe30d658bb3385cc5d36c017b87477)
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 08, 2009, 04:56:08 PM
That looks like she's got a scar on her hair and some blue jizz is being rocketed at her.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Gui Brazil on May 08, 2009, 06:02:09 PM
Hai spekkio.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: neth on May 08, 2009, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: Spekkio on May 08, 2009, 04:56:08 PM
That looks like she's got a scar on her hair and some blue jizz is being rocketed at her.


I mean yeah, or it's like, nah , ha ha uuuuuuu. nvr mnd.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spark Mandriller on May 08, 2009, 11:42:07 PM
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Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: .leelu12. on May 10, 2009, 03:54:52 PM
Wow this forum has got so low now.
So many sad fuckers.
Glad i stopped sc ages ago.
If this is were PS is going, stop now and save yourselves some embarrassment.
Fucking losers the lot of you (just take a look in a mirror, you will see what i mean =)).
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Succubus Dryad Of The Undying Comet on May 10, 2009, 04:29:58 PM
Quote from: .leelu12. on May 10, 2009, 03:54:52 PM
Wow this forum has got so low now.
So many sad fuckers.
Glad i stopped sc ages ago.
If this is were PS is going, stop now and save yourselves some embarrassment.
Fucking losers the lot of you (just take a look in a mirror, you will see what i mean =)).
GTFO my PS FORUMS!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 10, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Omg, the jizz cured the scar, turned pink, and shot out her ear!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: .leelu12. on May 10, 2009, 10:00:43 PM
OK spekkio now read what you just wrote....think about it...and consider whether any person with a life would write that sort of thing...what would your parents think if they read this....silly child.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Succubus Dryad Of The Undying Comet on May 10, 2009, 10:19:56 PM
Quote from: .leelu12. on May 10, 2009, 10:00:43 PM
OK spekkio now read what you just wrote....think about it...and consider whether any person with a life would write that sort of thing...what would your parents think if they read this....silly child.
Quote from: Inferno on May 10, 2009, 04:29:58 PM
GTFO my PS FORUMS!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: I <3 U on May 10, 2009, 10:33:47 PM
I have a life, and i'd write something like that. leave spekyo alone.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
Freetard you are the biggest loser in SCCT =). Spekkio doesnt care for you. You idolise him. Pity u sucked so much at SCCT to say you became so devoted to it.
Dont bother replying to this FREETARD i dont wanna read ur stupidity. Also dont bother trying to prove your 'life' because 1) you dont have one or 2) you will lie or 3) you will lie and believe your lies.
SCCT is dead, leave it that way. Play COD4 or Crysis Wars or something.
Btw i do like what the admin etc have done here...just a pity so many morons like ion and spekkio and agentx and others. Grown up kiddies =). I shant read anything posted after this, so unless your trying to save your internet egos (and yes you do care enough to do that), then please just dont bother.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spark Mandriller on May 11, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
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Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Succubus Dryad Of The Undying Comet on May 11, 2009, 01:31:40 AM
Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
Freetard you are the biggest loser in SCCT =). Spekkio doesnt care for you. You idolise him. Pity u sucked so much at SCCT to say you became so devoted to it.
Yeah like being devoted means being good at something.

Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
Dont bother replying to this FREETARD i dont wanna read ur stupidity. Also dont bother trying to prove your 'life' because 1) you dont have one or 2) you will lie or 3) you will lie and believe your lies.
Well, apparently you don't have lots of brainpower, trying to stop him from replying.

Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
SCCT is dead, leave it that way. Play COD4 or Crysis Wars or something.
So this is what you call "getting a life", huh?


Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
Btw i do like what the admin etc have done here...just a pity so many morons like ion and spekkio and agentx and others. Grown up kiddies =).
Well they contributed way more than you. ::)

Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
I shant read anything posted after this, so unless your trying to save your internet egos (and yes you do care enough to do that), then please just dont bother.
Too bad. If you ever use the internet again, please run a spellchecker (even Firefox has one built in, and you can get one from the add-ons site if you don't have English).

Oh by the way your e-mail is going to get raped if you post retarded useless and offensive stuff.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 11, 2009, 03:07:20 PM
@ Ambiguous:

Noes the scar is back!

*Works to fix it...*
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: I <3 U on May 11, 2009, 05:18:04 PM
Quote from: Inferno on May 11, 2009, 01:31:40 AM

Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
SCCT is dead, leave it that way. Play COD4 or Crysis Wars or something.

So this is what you call "getting a life", huh?

lol n1 inferno.

bcoz faking a girl online just so that e-people (who you will never meet) accept you reeks "i have a life".

lock this thread please furge. :D
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Westfall on May 11, 2009, 11:45:56 PM
Quote
bcoz faking a girl online just so that e-people (who you will never meet) accept you reeks "i have a life".

one thing...herm was never accepted.

I say keep the thread open...but freeze an account.

Also, about the picture...she's obviously rockin out.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spark Mandriller on May 12, 2009, 12:59:06 AM
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Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Ion.67 on May 12, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
Quote from: .leelu12. on May 11, 2009, 01:05:17 AM
ion

I am honored. I didn't even post in this thread and you noticed me! Thanks man! I appreciate it.

In other news, your a fucking retard. Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 12, 2009, 06:55:37 AM
Quotelock this thread please furge. Cheesy
Noes! This thread r 1337
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 12, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
So I was walking down the street today when a hooded lady approached me. She asked if I could spare tree fitty. When I told her that I don't have tree fitty, she then morphed into the most gruesome creature known to man -- a 200+ lb woman wearing a shirt that shoes her midriff. Her stomach glistened in the sunlight like the top half of a butter-glazed shaved labia. I tried to scream, but I was so terrified that I just shat myself instead. I turned to run; she foiled my escape by throwing a stale muffin at my head. She then leaped into the sky, blackening out the midday sun, to deliver the killing blow. However, I was not to give up this fight. As her gigantic posterior quickly encroached, I promptly intercepted her yokozuna death smash with a surgical punch to her twat. She let out a loud yelp that sounded like a giraffe in heat. I finally regained my composure and stood up. Unfortunately, she ate the road so I had nowhere to run. I then whipped a bazooka out of my back pocket to finish her off, but she ate it before I could fire a shot. Confused and desparate, I needed a quick plan to slay this beast. Then it dawned on me...I will use the spurn of every fat person -- healthy food! I whipped a celery stick out of my pocket, and the fat lady cowered at its very sight. I proceeded to beat her with the celery stick before sending her into the abyss she created by eating the road.

I decided I had enough excitement for one day, so I went home and watched some playboy tv.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Westfall on May 12, 2009, 07:35:47 AM
Yea South Park and he lochness monster. No one ever gets it when I say three-fitty. Nice to see someone watches that show
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: I <3 U on May 12, 2009, 08:59:09 AM
south park ftw. terrorists have got hold of this thread and our imaginations are running wild...we have to nuke our imagination.

Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 12, 2009, 03:15:16 PM
My story has no lochness monster. The South Park reference ends with the tree fitty.

noobs
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: LoChang on May 12, 2009, 08:02:48 PM
sum1 r drukn
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Westfall on May 13, 2009, 03:04:52 AM
which is mostly why I didn't read the rest of the story....tree fitty
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 13, 2009, 06:27:48 AM
Quote from: LoChang on May 12, 2009, 08:02:48 PM
sum1 r drukn
not i
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 13, 2009, 06:28:44 AM
Quote from: Westfall on May 13, 2009, 03:04:52 AM
which is mostly why I didn't read the rest of the story....tree fitty
How dare you? It's literary genious!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Westfall on May 13, 2009, 07:16:09 AM
I do like it now

Genius btw ;)

Obviously done on purpose

<3
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: .leelu12. on May 13, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: FR33T4RD on May 12, 2009, 08:59:09 AM
our imaginations are running wild

haha
ur so needy, you wanna be part of the club of losers who migrated from SCLamers to here FR33T4RD  :-*
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 14, 2009, 04:36:59 PM
I hereby revoke leelu's posting rights until she posts a picture of herself naked.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: I <3 U on May 14, 2009, 07:02:58 PM
you dont want that spek, shes only 12, well she certainly seems to act like one.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Westfall on May 14, 2009, 09:45:48 PM
Chixwithdix.com
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: frvge on May 14, 2009, 10:08:43 PM
That even exists as a site  :-\
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: I <3 U on May 15, 2009, 12:03:43 AM
Quote from: frvge on May 14, 2009, 10:08:43 PM
That even exists as a site  :-\

lol furge, where you "curious"? :D
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: frvge on May 15, 2009, 08:54:51 AM
As admin I have to check the links... it's allowed because it first has that large warning page. I didn't go beyond that warning page btw. I'm not really interested in their 'chix'.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 16, 2009, 09:15:49 AM
Meatspin ftw!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 18, 2009, 10:12:21 AM
No one has replied in 3 days. Fail!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Sunshine on May 18, 2009, 01:23:04 PM
Quote from: .leelu12. on May 13, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: FR33T4RD on May 12, 2009, 08:59:09 AM
our imaginations are running wild

haha
ur so needy, you wanna be part of the club of losers who migrated from SCLamers to here FR33T4RD  :-*

Thank you, for your how-to-get-a-life tips. I started to play Crysis and Cod4 yesterday, and wow, now all people wanna be with me. They even tell me to come to their parties! I'm finally not invisible anymore and bullied when I'm not
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Snakebit. on May 18, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Hello sunshine , long time no see .


|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...NOOB TRUCK..........| ||'|";,,__
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ]
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Roberto1223 on May 31, 2009, 10:46:55 AM
Quote from: FR33M4N on May 14, 2009, 07:02:58 PM
you dont want that spek, shes only 12, well she certainly seems to act like one.

haha that sounded so nerdy...

i pictured like a lil nerd with the glasses and all who never uses his dick... xD
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Spekkio on May 31, 2009, 11:35:16 AM
There's a nerd who solved the 'problem' of urination? Do tell!
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Sunshine on May 31, 2009, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: Snakebit. on May 18, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Hello sunshine , long time no see .


|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...NOOB TRUCK..........| ||'|";,,__
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ]
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

hey, same to you! :)
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: Farley4Fan on May 31, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
QuoteCrysis Wars

CRYSIS WOURZ!! YARZ!!!  <3<3<3   :-*

Good thread.
Title: Re: Dear n00bs
Post by: I <3 U on June 01, 2009, 12:15:02 AM
Quote from: Roberto1223 on May 31, 2009, 10:46:55 AM
Quote from: FR33M4N on May 14, 2009, 07:02:58 PM
you dont want that spek, shes only 12, well she certainly seems to act like one.

haha that sounded so nerdy...

i pictured like a lil nerd with the glasses and all who never uses his dick... xD

lol it does.