Today I grew a pair of lady balls and faced a fear that has developed over the past year..
I finally told the girl on the bus that her teeth were amazingly perfect and that I'd like to stroke them.
Call me weird, I don't care :D The satisfaction I got from FINALLY telling her was so worth it.
What silly fears have you faced/do you want to face?
stroke them
...
must be a european thing
She's from New Zealand....
Ah. I see. I'm just a useless man, so please forgive me. :-*
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 07, 2011, 08:00:57 AM
stroke them
...
must be a european thing
Injected with a poison :D
If only it wouldn't compromise my friends I would paste a whole Facebook log of my friends doint ridicilous things, from Straight to Gay to Straight in 1 night, from Joke rapes in public to calm relationship, from poking strangers in weird places to bunny hopping in a Mall >< Happy Family.
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 07, 2011, 08:00:57 AM
stroke them
...
must be a european thing
I wish I could say it was a normal thing to stroke people's teeth that are just so darn perfect...
But i really doubt that's normal anywhere in the world :P even if I was european
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 07, 2011, 10:35:37 AM
If only it wouldn't compromise my friends I would paste a whole Facebook log of my friends doint ridicilous things, from Straight to Gay to Straight in 1 night, from Joke rapes in public to calm relationship, from poking strangers in weird places to bunny hopping in a Mall >< Happy Family.
They sound like a fun group :P
Their definitely worth to spend time with that for sure.
Quote from: Ushie on January 07, 2011, 06:29:49 AM
Today I grew a pair of lady balls and faced a fear that has developed over the past year..
I finally told the girl on the bus that her teeth were amazingly perfect and that I'd like to stroke them.
Call me weird, I don't care :D The satisfaction I got from FINALLY telling her was so worth it.
What silly fears have you faced/do you want to face?
Question:
Does "Lady balls" differ in any way from men's balls besides the fact that they belong to woman?
Asked a girl out this December. I just suck at that. xD Still worked out in the end ;D :D ;D
@Puuu: usually guys say "I grew some balls" aka they finally 'manned up' and tried something. Now lady balls (I dont mean the chest ones) don't exist, but they can still use the expression in this way.
Quote from: frvge on January 07, 2011, 12:17:46 PM
Asked a girl out this December. I just suck at that. xD Still worked out in the end ;D :D ;D
@Puuu: usually guys say "I grew some balls" aka they finally 'manned up' and tried something. Now lady balls (I dont mean the chest ones) don't exist, but they can still use the expression in this way.
eh I guess I should have put a smily face here and there to show that it was suppose to be a joke. Seriously frvge I really know such expressions as grow balls. :P
[EDIT]: Funny it reminds me now of joker's phrases.
"...
I know why you have group teraphy sessions here in broad daylight... Because I mean - what happened? Your balls dropped off?...Heath Ledger you will always stay in our minds.
BOO COPYRIGHT!
Quote from: frvge on January 07, 2011, 12:17:46 PM
Asked a girl out this December. I just suck at that. xD Still worked out in the end ;D :D ;D
so you got finally laid? ;D
Quote from: puuusianka on January 07, 2011, 12:15:49 PM
Question:
Does "Lady balls" differ in any way from men's balls besides the fact that they belong to woman?
Lady balls are like men's brains... Non-existent :P
Quote from: frvge on January 07, 2011, 12:17:46 PM
Asked a girl out this December. I just suck at that. xD Still worked out in the end ;D :D ;D
Well it worked didn't it? :D and hey, you 'faced your fear' and got the reward :P WHOOOOT!
Frvge, what happened to the "I am the all awesome the most handsome guy"? Or is that just to dudes? :P
Quote from: Ushie on January 07, 2011, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: puuusianka on January 07, 2011, 12:15:49 PM
Question:
Does "Lady balls" differ in any way from men's balls besides the fact that they belong to woman?
Lady balls are like men's brains... Non-existent :P
Oh oh, we has a suffragette!
I killed a moth with a knife and a mop, I don't like moths, I was drunk. Yay.
If we can have a sexist woman on the website, then it is only fair that there are at least 46 more sexist men. It's only fair.
Where has that woman gone off to? I would ask her to park my car but, knowing that she is a woman, I will avoid letting her near it.
WRONG!
If we can have two sexist WOMEN, you forgot agent :P or shall I say AgentaX :P
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 08, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
If we can have a sexist woman on the website, then it is only fair that there are at least 46 more sexist men. It's only fair.
Too true, it's only fair to give the men a chance. After all, from what I hear it takes at least 46 men's brains to make up half of a woman's brain. :P
oO
Quote from: Ushie on January 09, 2011, 12:55:19 AM
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 08, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
If we can have a sexist woman on the website, then it is only fair that there are at least 46 more sexist men. It's only fair.
Too true, it's only fair to give the men a chance. After all, from what I hear it takes at least 46 men's brains to make up half of a woman's brain. :P
All I'm gonna say is that the Great Depression happened right after we gave women a vote here in America.
I need to ask you Ushie... Are you thinking of yourself as "Asexual"?
(Asexuality very serious series of YouTube vids with girls(some are even cute) who say that they have no attraction towards men and they are not lesbians either.)
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 09, 2011, 02:53:29 AM
Quote from: Ushie on January 09, 2011, 12:55:19 AM
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 08, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
If we can have a sexist woman on the website, then it is only fair that there are at least 46 more sexist men. It's only fair.
Too true, it's only fair to give the men a chance. After all, from what I hear it takes at least 46 men's brains to make up half of a woman's brain. :P
All I'm gonna say is that the Great Depression happened right after we gave women a vote here in America.
End Woman Suffrage!!!
;)
God I hate history, I had an exam on Suffragettes and Suffragists and let me tell you, craziest bull*** ever.
let's get back to ladies & balls ;)
I have a silly fear of my receding hairline in the temple regions (Yes, at age 19). I'm going to be a man and just buzz my hair soon.
Quote from: CurdyMilk on January 10, 2011, 06:50:22 PM
I have a silly fear of my receding hairline in the temple regions (Yes, at age 19). I'm going to be a man and just buzz my hair soon.
If you are talking about shaving it, don't. After I thought I would be tough to do that, it itches like a motherfucker while growing ><
Quote from: CurdyMilk on January 10, 2011, 06:50:22 PM
I have a silly fear of my receding hairline in the temple regions (Yes, at age 19). I'm going to be a man and just buzz my hair soon.
Bald or close to bald actually looks very good on most of the people I know who have it, not saying you should go bald, though. Buzzed hair also looks pretty well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-bvX8vWMmg&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Ooohhh....I think I just lost my silly fear....
So that what a buzz cut is, eeeugh. That is true some people do have a suit for it, but I definitely hate buzz cuts on people who wear tracksuits with a black jacket, with a black summer cap during winter and say stuff like:
Yo raic lad, ye wona get a brekie!? BLAARGH!
I used to shave my head all the time, meaning like 1/8 inch of hair. It was awesome not having to worry about what it looked like. You don't get bed head so you can just wake up and go to the store or something so long as you smell okay. All those stories of your hair growing back 5x faster after shaving it, false. I'm growing it back now and it's taking longer than a donkey boner.
Yeah I will be shaving it to 1/8 inch or shorter. It should look ok since I am the sporty type. Going for a look similiar to this.
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Are you guys talkin about shaving balls...?
Lmao @ the 2 posts above
@ Curdy, yeah it works well for some people especially if you have dark eyebrows and light hair like me (inorite kill me with fire!)
@ Puuu, everyone knows you don't shave your balls. You shave your pubes, but not your ball pubes. It's like the story of samson and delilah, you lose all your power once you shave your balls.
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 10, 2011, 09:27:35 PM
...everyone knows you don't shave your balls. You shave your pubes, but not your ball pubes. It's like the story of samson and delilah, you lose all your power once you shave your balls.
this should be in someone's signature, lol.
And sorry farley but I don't know english that well to specificate the place of shaving so when I said balls I meant what you said ;). But still it's efhwwwwwwwww... Learn from hippies - your hair is your temple, don't destroy your temple :D!
Quote from: puuusianka on January 10, 2011, 11:49:58 PM
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 10, 2011, 09:27:35 PM
...everyone knows you don't shave your balls. You shave your pubes, but not your ball pubes. It's like the story of samson and delilah, you lose all your power once you shave your balls.
this should be in someone's signature, lol.
And sorry farley but I don't know english that well to specificate the place of shaving so when I said balls I meant what you said ;). But still it's efhwwwwwwwww... Learn from hippies - your hair is your temple, don't destroy your temple :D!
So true!
That actually the only reason why I can cope with Agent on a short line cause he has hair, scooby doo hair but what you gonna do, hair is hair..doo
Quote from: puuusianka on January 09, 2011, 12:07:33 PM
I need to ask you Ushie... Are you thinking of yourself as "Asexual"?
(Asexuality very serious series of YouTube vids with girls(some are even cute) who say that they have no attraction towards men and they are not lesbians either.)
XD! well this made me laugh - simply because I can't tell if you're serious or not.
I most definitely am not Asexual, however, there are many MANY people who say I'm a lesbian.
I hope none of you actually think I'm sexist, the whole men-don't-have-brains thing was just a joke.. mainly :P
PS: I love how this whole topic seems to have gone from suffragettes to haircuts :D
People are just weird like that here. :P
Quote from: Ushie on January 11, 2011, 12:58:15 AM
Quote from: puuusianka on January 09, 2011, 12:07:33 PM
I need to ask you Ushie... Are you thinking of yourself as "Asexual"?
(Asexuality very serious series of YouTube vids with girls(some are even cute) who say that they have no attraction towards men and they are not lesbians either.)
XD! well this made me laugh - simply because I can't tell if you're serious or not.
I most definitely am not Asexual, however, there are many MANY people who say I'm a lesbian.
I hope none of you actually think I'm sexist, the whole men-don't-have-brains thing was just a joke.. mainly :P
PS: I love how this whole topic seems to have gone from suffragettes to pubs haircuts :D
No , I asked because those asexuals seem to be very very serious about their orientation which is in fact lack of orientation...(gosh where is this world heading to?!?!?!) I just wanted to avoid some dumb situations. Since you're not asexual I am calm :D. Ah and I corrected last sentence in your post ;).
Quote from: puuusianka on January 11, 2011, 01:08:59 AM
No , I asked because those asexuals seem to be very very serious about their orientation which is in fact lack of orientation...(gosh where is this world heading to?!?!?!) I just wanted to avoid some dumb situations. Since you're not asexual I am calm :D. Ah and I corrected last sentence in your post ;).
That's a VERY good point. Asexuals are silly, and it REALLY doesn't make sense at all XD :p
and an excellent correction too XD
Quote from: frvge on January 11, 2011, 01:04:55 AM
People are just weird like that here. :P
I'm glad people here are weird! For once I feel normal... kinda?
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It was actually very easy to find a picture of a fish riding a bike. google -> image -> fish riding bike
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 11, 2011, 04:21:31 AM
It was actually very easy to find a picture of a fish riding a bike. google -> image -> fish riding bike
Yes, but a fish doesn't NEED a bike does it? :P
Quote from: Ushie on January 11, 2011, 05:57:23 AM
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 11, 2011, 04:21:31 AM
It was actually very easy to find a picture of a fish riding a bike. google -> image -> fish riding bike
Yes, but a fish doesn't NEED a bike does it? :P
But at least the fish overcame his fear of riding a bike. Not many fish can do that. :P
Considering how shallow the water in the picture is, he would never be able to cross without a bike.
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These fish would not survive given the climate in each picture. Except for MAYBE the one with legs.
Quote from: puuusianka on January 11, 2011, 01:08:59 AM
Quote from: Ushie on January 11, 2011, 12:58:15 AM
Quote from: puuusianka on January 09, 2011, 12:07:33 PM
I need to ask you Ushie... Are you thinking of yourself as "Asexual"?
(Asexuality very serious series of YouTube vids with girls(some are even cute) who say that they have no attraction towards men and they are not lesbians either.)
XD! well this made me laugh - simply because I can't tell if you're serious or not.
I most definitely am not Asexual, however, there are many MANY people who say I'm a lesbian.
I hope none of you actually think I'm sexist, the whole men-don't-have-brains thing was just a joke.. mainly :P
PS: I love how this whole topic seems to have gone from suffragettes to pubs haircuts :D
No , I asked because those asexuals seem to be very very serious about their orientation which is in fact lack of orientation...(gosh where is this world heading to?!?!?!) I just wanted to avoid some dumb situations. Since you're not asexual I am calm :D. Ah and I corrected last sentence in your post ;).
So now you are correcting people's grammar? Mr.Sorry-I-no-speak-gut-ten-tak-english-? :P
Quote from: CurdyMilk on January 11, 2011, 06:43:19 AM
But at least the fish overcame his fear of riding a bike. Not many fish can do that. :P
Very good point! So it does
sorta tie in with the topic XD
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 11, 2011, 07:30:11 AM
Considering how shallow the water in the picture is, he would never be able to cross without a bike.
These fish would not survive given the climate in each picture. Except for MAYBE the one with legs.
Yeah, the one with legs is either really fortunate or very unfortunate.. He's probably gonna be teased his whole life because of his legs. Pour soul.
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 11, 2011, 11:08:27 AM
So now you are correcting people's grammar? Mr.Sorry-I-no-speak-gut-ten-tak-english-? :P
Ah no, he didn't correct my grammar. He corrected my word use XD I said "haircuts" he changed it to "pubs haircuts." :p which is definitely a fair call.
I think I am having my homphobia-moment ><
How can you not recognize an epic quote.
I did, but that doesn't mean I can't have both dimensions of the quote right? :)
QuoteYeah, the one with legs is either really fortunate or very unfortunate.. He's probably gonna be teased his whole life because of his legs. Pour soul.
But why? He has a cool bike. He'd be praised, rather than teased.
Naah, that bike is old school, he needs a BMX.
old school bikes kill bmx bikes. Get some taste
Old school bikes have ugly thin as hell wheels which makes me puke :P
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Quote from: Ushie on January 09, 2011, 12:55:19 AM
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 08, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
If we can have a sexist woman on the website, then it is only fair that there are at least 46 more sexist men. It's only fair.
Too true, it's only fair to give the men a chance. After all, from what I hear it takes at least 46 men's brains to make up half of a woman's brain. :P
Actually. It takes 1.103448275862069 female brains to make up for one male brain.
How can you have 0. of a brain? How does that even work?
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 12, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
How can you have 0. of a brain? How does that even work?
Uh? A man's brain weights averagely 1450 grams, while a woman's brain weights averagely 1300. So a woman would need averagely 1.103448275862069 times her brain to make up for a man's :P (Only in weight, of course :P)
In weight? That kind of logically Illogical, you can't judge the power of the brain by weight :P
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 12, 2011, 07:59:24 PM
In weight? That kind of logically Illogical, you can't judge the power of the brain by weight :P
Yea in weight, you know.. some ppl have hay in head and another oil.
Oil is heavier than hay so it works. :D
What I was drinking.O_o
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 12, 2011, 07:59:24 PM
In weight? That kind of logically Illogical, you can't judge the power of the brain by weight :P
Ummm, yeah you can. You know all the genius evil villains in the movies, cartoons, comics? Their heads are huge. What Mulle said.
So that means, smart girls should have oversized heads? And look good at the same time with that?
Girl = the brain, guy = the brawn.
It's a life fact. Take it.
Oh, and before you men gloat about bigger brains and superiority, you should know that a woman's brain contains more nerve cells and cellular connections - this allows their "smaller" (really more 'compact') brains to be more efficient and effective.
Quote from: Ushie on January 13, 2011, 08:46:09 AM
Girl = the brain, guy = the brawn.
It's a life fact. Take it.
Oh, and before you men gloat about bigger brains and superiority, you should know that a woman's brain contains more nerve cells and cellular connections - this allows their "smaller" (really more 'compact') brains to be more efficient and effective.
Women can't drive . enough said.
carry on ;D
Quote from: Ushie on January 13, 2011, 08:46:09 AM
Girl = the brain, guy = the brawn.
It's a life fact. Take it.
Oh, and before you men gloat about bigger brains and superiority, you should know that a woman's brain contains more nerve cells and cellular connections - this allows their "smaller" (really more 'compact') brains to be more efficient and effective.
A Woman created a Kevlar FACT!
Quote from: Ushie on January 13, 2011, 08:46:09 AMyou should know that a woman's brain contains more nerve cells and cellular connections
Not really... The brain creates new connections all the time, as needed.
Quote from: Morten "MulleDK19" Pedersen on January 13, 2011, 10:33:40 AM
Quote from: Ushie on January 13, 2011, 08:46:09 AMyou should know that a woman's brain contains more nerve cells and cellular connections
Not really... The brain creates new connections all the time, as needed.
But when you smoke weed, you permanently destroy them, and there is no going back.
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 13, 2011, 01:56:25 PM
Quote from: Morten "MulleDK19" Pedersen on January 13, 2011, 10:33:40 AM
Quote from: Ushie on January 13, 2011, 08:46:09 AMyou should know that a woman's brain contains more nerve cells and cellular connections
Not really... The brain creates new connections all the time, as needed.
But when you smoke weed, you permanently destroy them, and there is no going back.
Can I just call voteban right now on this girl? =D
PS: Weed stimulates brain cells :)
Yeah, tell that to the surgeons after they look at your brain, and it will look like a rotten brain with black patches.
Quote from: I <3 U on January 13, 2011, 02:30:37 PM
Can I just call voteban right now on this girl? =D
Haha. The funny thing is that most people seem to be nicer when posting to girls than to each other...so maybe it is good she is here after all. ;)
Curdy...huh?
Quote from: CurdyMilk on January 13, 2011, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: I <3 U on January 13, 2011, 02:30:37 PM
Can I just call voteban right now on this girl? =D
Haha. The funny thing is that everbody seems to be nicer when posting to girls than to each other. ;)
Haha. I was tempted to put something harsher. Thought frvge might get upset though. I really do think she's a little lost...I mean the computer's got to be in a completely different room from the kitchen. What the fuck is she doing?!
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 13, 2011, 02:43:48 PM
Yeah, tell that to the surgeons after they look at your brain, and it will look like a rotten brain with black patches.
i like how you're just making up the craziest shit you can think of now
Quote from: I <3 U on January 13, 2011, 04:38:23 PM
I mean the computer's got to be in a completely different room from the kitchen. What the fuck is she doing?!
LMFAO.
Quote from: B-3A Misty Lady on January 13, 2011, 05:20:22 PM
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 13, 2011, 02:43:48 PM
Yeah, tell that to the surgeons after they look at your brain, and it will look like a rotten brain with black patches.
i like how you're just making up the craziest shit you can think of now
Sorry gangsta, I guess you r 2 kul 2 b smrt4
Quote from: CurdyMilk on January 13, 2011, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: I <3 U on January 13, 2011, 02:30:37 PM
Can I just call voteban right now on this girl? =D
Haha. The funny thing is that most people seem to be nicer when posting to girls than to each other...so maybe it is good she is here after all. ;)
Which is pathetic. She is only into women so that she can get out of her womanly duties by shoving them off to the other woman. Pretty much, she's jealous of our dominance.
Be nice to newcomers. At least for a while ;). That goes for everyone!
I don't understand. Usually if a wild female appears on the interwebz people all freak out and act all nice guy.
Be real gent and start acting like monkeys full of testosterone. *put smiley here*
Quote from: Wh1tE_Dw4rF on January 13, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
I don't understand. Usually if a wild female appears on the interwebz people all freak out and act all nice guy.
Be real gent and start acting like monkeys full of testosterone. *put smiley here*
:)
Ekhem so we basically are now breaking fear of being not nice/nice towards Internetwomen...
Quote from: I <3 U on January 13, 2011, 04:38:23 PM
I mean the computer's got to be in a completely different room from the kitchen. What the fuck is she doing?!
Now that's epic xD no matter how hard it attacks women...
Btw: Ushie you played SCCT or you just found out about this copy project thru some webside?
Quote from: Morten "MulleDK19" Pedersen on January 13, 2011, 10:33:40 AM
Not really... The brain creates new connections all the time, as needed.
Yes, that's true, but a woman's brain still has more than a man's at any given point, this makes up for size and efficiency... Seriously, do some research :P
Quote from: I <3 U on January 13, 2011, 04:38:23 PM
I mean the computer's got to be in a completely different room from the kitchen. What the fuck is she doing?!
LOL! yeah, that made me laugh. Good call XD
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 13, 2011, 09:20:15 PM
Which is pathetic. She is only into women so that she can get out of her womanly duties by shoving them off to the other woman. Pretty much, she's jealous of our dominance.
So I'm lesbian now? Nice assumption.. on top of that, a butch lesbian? OUCH!
I'm not jealous of any kind of dominance, but I'm totally a supporter of individuality :P And keep reassuring yourself with the fact that you're dominant, something tells me that you're not hearing it from anybody else.
PS: define womanly duties.
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 13, 2011, 01:56:25 PM
But when you smoke weed, you permanently destroy them, and there is no going back.
you really enjoy going off-topic don't you? XD
Let people smoke weed if they want, I don't think you'll change anyone's mind on here :)
Quote from: puuusianka on January 13, 2011, 11:11:18 PM
Btw: Ushie you played SCCT or you just found out about this copy project thru some webside?
I play[ed] SCCT, but I didn't find out about PS through that.. I actually can't remember where I heard of it XD
Ushie, you know I have been joking right? What with your higher density brain which is primed for efficiency, it should be obvious XD
I do think you are a little sexist. We all are, but you are just more open about it and consider it an important thing about you.
Now then, my frilly boxer-briefs need a thorough wash. CHOP FREAKIN CHOP.
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 14, 2011, 07:15:21 AM
Ushie, you know I have been joking right? What with your higher density brain which is primed for efficiency, it should be obvious XD
I do think you are a little sexist. We all are, but you are just more open about it and consider it an important thing about you.
Now then, my frilly boxer-briefs need a thorough wash. CHOP FREAKIN CHOP.
Yes I know you're joking :P You know I've been joking too right?
Everything would go wrong if one of us took it seriously XD! My efficient brain picked it up a looooong time ago XD
Where's your wifey to wash those boxers of yours?
An understanding family... What a beatiful thing to watch...
Something you really don't have, with all the bloody AFK and me being shot in the arse while you are hanging off the Aquarius COOP outside >:(
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 14, 2011, 10:11:10 AM
Something you really don't have, with all the bloody AFK and me being shot in the arse while you are hanging off the Aquarius COOP outside >:(
Do you have to remind me of my miserable life and all the bad things I have to encounter in my life!!! Don't you have empathy!! <<crying>> Ok let's continue :)
Quote from: Ushie on January 14, 2011, 08:29:24 AM
Quote from: Farley4Fan on January 14, 2011, 07:15:21 AM
Where's your wifey to wash those boxers of yours?
Butch clam-mashing feminist lezzer Women who want to talk about a man's feelings.....
Could it get any worse?!
Quote from: puuusianka on January 14, 2011, 12:47:52 PM
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 14, 2011, 10:11:10 AM
Something you really don't have, with all the bloody AFK and me being shot in the arse while you are hanging off the Aquarius COOP outside >:(
Do you have to remind me of my miserable life and all the bad things I have to encounter in my life!!! Don't you have empathy!! <<crying>> Ok let's continue :)
Awww you poor girl :P
I dipped a chicke fillet into tea and admitted it to every one of my friends :P
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 14, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
Quote from: puuusianka on January 14, 2011, 12:47:52 PM
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 14, 2011, 10:11:10 AM
Something you really don't have, with all the bloody AFK and me being shot in the arse while you are hanging off the Aquarius COOP outside >:(
Do you have to remind me of my miserable life and all the bad things I have to encounter in my life!!! Don't you have empathy!! <<crying>> Ok let's continue :)
Awww you poor girl :P
I dipped a chicke fillet into tea and admitted it to every one of my friends :P
excuse me but is this thing above suppose to be a problem of yours. God know how big distance is between us dread... God knows. :P
Learn to not set off alarms in Aquarius you big noob :P
I read books while being upside down, am I weird? :P
Quote from: Ushie on January 14, 2011, 06:11:57 AM
Quote from: Morten "MulleDK19" Pedersen on January 13, 2011, 10:33:40 AM
Not really... The brain creates new connections all the time, as needed.
Yes, that's true, but a woman's brain still has more than a man's at any given point, this makes up for size and efficiency... Seriously, do some research :P
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Women are complicated xD
I'm not sure how silly it is, but I have a phobia of hot water.
When I was a kid, water, about five minutes off boiling ran over my left knee and burnt the top two layers of skin off...
kinda freaks me out since then.
Not badly, like I can still make coffee no problem, LoL.
Don't think there's a cure for it.
It's not one of those things you can experience again to become unafraid.
(No Sarcasm) What about stuff like, COME HERE GET YOUR FRESH HOT BUNS FRESHLY MADE FROM OUR MOLTEN OVENS! Does that freak you out too? Just curious.
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 15, 2011, 05:00:51 PM
(No Sarcasm) What about stuff like, COME HERE GET YOUR FRESH HOT BUNS FRESHLY MADE FROM OUR MOLTEN OVENS! Does that freak you out too? Just curious.
LoL
No, regular heat or fire doesn't bother me.
Just water.
Like when I have to walk passed a stove with boiling water at it's edge.
Sexy Woman: Jazz, do you want some boiled macarooooonz? <Sexy Sigh> <Picks bunch of spaghetti from boiling water>
Jazz: <Back to the wall> <Heart Pounding>
Sexy Woman: Ohhhh Jazz.....what's wroooooooong? <Sexy Sigh>
LoL
;D
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 15, 2011, 03:48:26 PM
I'm not sure how silly it is, but I have a phobia of hot water.
When I was a kid, water, about five minutes off boiling ran over my left knee and burnt the top two layers of skin off...
kinda freaks me out since then.
Not badly, like I can still make coffee no problem, LoL.
Don't think there's a cure for it.
It's not one of those things you can experience again to become unafraid.
shit that sounds painful! Is there a scar? :\
you're right about not being able to overcome it though - it's definitely not like a phobia of heights that you can cure.
Why should it not be curable? Ask a friend to fill up a bucket with warm water, slightly below the temperature you shower in. Tell him that he has to pour it over you on a random moment catching you by surprise.
You'll be amazed how fast you get over your fear of warm water that way. Thank me later.
That could be a great idea, but very cruel as well xD Jazz will be going around his house watching every corner like a splinter cell :D
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 16, 2011, 10:02:22 AM
That could be a great idea, but very cruel as well xD Jazz will be going around his house watching every corner like a splinter cell :D
LoLed xD
Then again, Jazz would lose his phobia of hot water, but I think he would have a phobia of being stalked ><
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 15, 2011, 03:48:26 PM
I'm not sure how silly it is, but I have a phobia of hot water.
When I was a kid, water, about five minutes off boiling ran over my left knee and burnt the top two layers of skin off...
kinda freaks me out since then.
Not badly, like I can still make coffee no problem, LoL.
Don't think there's a cure for it.
It's not one of those things you can experience again to become unafraid.
Same thing happened to me, when I was a baby/toddler I pulled the wire of a boiling kettle and it burn't the whole of my left arm from my finger to my shoulder. I have no problem with hot water. Maybe people react differently to different things. Although I have a slight phobia of having to have stitches again. At the hospital when I was 6 or so they put permanent stitches instead of the dis-solvable ones in for a hernia operation I had. The scar then heals, then they wonder why the stitches are still there. They then had to PULL the stitch's out with a pair of tweezers, it took about an hour or so (there were only like 7, most painful experience of my life).
I really don't know how I'm going to get over that one
Quote from: I <3 U on January 16, 2011, 01:55:34 PM
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 15, 2011, 03:48:26 PM
I'm not sure how silly it is, but I have a phobia of hot water.
When I was a kid, water, about five minutes off boiling ran over my left knee and burnt the top two layers of skin off...
kinda freaks me out since then.
Not badly, like I can still make coffee no problem, LoL.
Don't think there's a cure for it.
It's not one of those things you can experience again to become unafraid.
Same thing happened to me, when I was a baby/toddler I pulled the wire of a boiling kettle and it burn't the whole of my left arm from my finger to my shoulder. I have no problem with hot water. Maybe people react differently to different things. Although I have a slight phobia of having to have stitches again. At the hospital when I was 6 or so they put permanent stitches instead of the dis-solvable ones in for a hernia operation I had. The scar then heals, then they wonder why the stitches are still there. They then had to PULL the stitch's out with a pair of tweezers, it took about an hour or so (there were only like 7, most painful experience of my life).
I really don't know how I'm going to get over that one
somke weed ^^
Quote from: I <3 U on January 16, 2011, 01:55:34 PM
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 15, 2011, 03:48:26 PM
I'm not sure how silly it is, but I have a phobia of hot water.
When I was a kid, water, about five minutes off boiling ran over my left knee and burnt the top two layers of skin off...
kinda freaks me out since then.
Not badly, like I can still make coffee no problem, LoL.
Don't think there's a cure for it.
It's not one of those things you can experience again to become unafraid.
Same thing happened to me, when I was a baby/toddler I pulled the wire of a boiling kettle and it burn't the whole of my left arm from my finger to my shoulder. I have no problem with hot water. Maybe people react differently to different things. Although I have a slight phobia of having to have stitches again. At the hospital when I was 6 or so they put permanent stitches instead of the dis-solvable ones in for a hernia operation I had. The scar then heals, then they wonder why the stitches are still there. They then had to PULL the stitch's out with a pair of tweezers, it took about an hour or so (there were only like 7, most painful experience of my life).
I really don't know how I'm going to get over that one
Uuuuh fuck me, just curious when they pulled them out did you have to have your hand bandaged to stop bleeding or they were holes? Like in piercings?
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 16, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: I <3 U on January 16, 2011, 01:55:34 PM
Although I have a slight phobia of having to have stitches again. At the hospital when I was 6 or so they put permanent stitches instead of the dis-solvable ones in for a hernia operation I had. The scar then heals, then they wonder why the stitches are still there. They then had to PULL the stitch's out with a pair of tweezers, it took about an hour or so (there were only like 7, most painful experience of my life).
I really don't know how I'm going to get over that one
Uuuuh fuck me, just curious when they pulled them out did you have to have your hand bandaged to stop bleeding or they were holes? Like in piercings?
Can you get a hernia in your
hand? Or are they bandaging up the hand to stop the bleeding elsewhere in his body? I don't see how that works.
Generally they snip and pull stitches out, though it's actually relatively painless, the pain probably just felt worse because when you're young you fear the pain so much more, can't remember a figure but a LARGE amount of pain is actually our anxiety of pain making it worse, all in our heads - after all :3
Quote from: Ushie on January 16, 2011, 01:00:01 AM
shit that sounds painful! Is there a scar? :\
you're right about not being able to overcome it though - it's definitely not like a phobia of heights that you can cure.
Yes, it was rather painful... like very rather painful.
No scar, my mum doused my knee in scarleshealer everyday until it healed, and even then I put vitamin E oil on it. The only evidence that it was ever there is a slightly dark spot where the blister was. But as I've grown that has stretched to an almost unnoticeable point.
Quote from: Wh1tE_Dw4rF on January 16, 2011, 01:27:11 AM
Why should it not be curable? Ask a friend to fill up a bucket with warm water, slightly below the temperature you shower in. Tell him that he has to pour it over you on a random moment catching you by surprise.
You'll be amazed how fast you get over your fear of warm water that way. Thank me later.
Not a chance of working sorry.
Warm water doesn't bother be in the slightest.
See, it's not really a fear of water, but rather a fear of being burnt.
As soon as the warm water gushed onto my head, I'd be like "Dude, WTF." ...but not cured, just a little peeved.
<Jazz is walking on the street>
3 Random dudes walk over to you with Flamethrowers.
Hey Jazz, we are going to help you with your phobia......FLAMETHROWER STYLE!!!!!!!!
Jazz gets chased around the building with flames behind him xD
Just kidding dude :P
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 16, 2011, 06:04:37 PM
<Jazz is walking on the street>
3 Random dudes walk over to you with Flamethrowers.
Hey Jazz, we are going to help you with your phobia......FLAMETHROWER STYLE!!!!!!!!
Jazz gets chased around the building with flames behind him xD
Just kidding dude :P
Flames don't bother me.
I've never been burnt by fire.
Truth be told, I'm a bit of a fire bug at the BQ.
...It's only being burnt by boiling water that gives me the shivers. :P
Well I doubt there are Boiling water throwers xD
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 16, 2011, 07:26:09 PM
Well I doubt there are Boiling water throwers xD
Well I guess it's time to invent them! Money is ours man! Let's get to work. Ah and jazz I think it's the end of our friendship but it was nice knowing you :).
Your location is really dumb Pusianka btw :P You just won't let it go :P
Quote from: puuusianka on January 17, 2011, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 16, 2011, 07:26:09 PM
Well I doubt there are Boiling water throwers xD
Well I guess it's time to invent them! Money is ours man! Let's get to work. Ah and jazz I think it's the end of our friendship but it was nice knowing you :).
I wasn't going to tell you, but it seems that I am required to.
You never knew me.
We never met...
The person whom you thought was me was in fact a cover, a fake, acted profile to fool you.
You may be thinking. "What was the point, why go to all the trouble."
Well the answer is simple, they needed to get something from you, and I was the only option.
I can't guarantee your safety anymore.
We are not friends anymore... we never were.
...scared yet. :D
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 18, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
I wasn't going to tell you, but it seems that I am required to.
You never knew me.
We never met...
The person whom you thought was me was in fact a cover, a fake, acted profile to fool you.
You may be thinking. "What was the point, why go to all the trouble."
Well the answer is simple, they needed to get something from you, and I was the only option.
I can't guarantee your safety anymore.
We are not friends anymore... we never were.
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Sounds like the end of a cliche mystery/crime movie ending :p
PS: I BUSTED THE WORLD-ENDS-IN-2012 THEORY! My musli bar expires in 2013 ^^
Quote from: Ushie on January 20, 2011, 03:28:51 AM
PS: I BUSTED THE WORLD-ENDS-IN-2012 THEORY! My musli bar expires in 2013 ^^
That only means cockroaches will have food.
Quote from: Ushie on January 20, 2011, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 18, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
I wasn't going to tell you, but it seems that I am required to.
You never knew me.
We never met...
The person whom you thought was me was in fact a cover, a fake, acted profile to fool you.
You may be thinking. "What was the point, why go to all the trouble."
Well the answer is simple, they needed to get something from you, and I was the only option.
I can't guarantee your safety anymore.
We are not friends anymore... we never were.
Sounds like the end of a cliche mystery/crime movie ending :p
PS: I BUSTED THE WORLD-ENDS-IN-2012 THEORY! My musli bar expires in 2013 ^^
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You think you can hold it that long? I dare you to keep it longer than 1 month without someone eating it :P
Quote from: Tidenburg on January 16, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
Quote from: DreadStunLock on January 16, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: I <3 U on January 16, 2011, 01:55:34 PM
Although I have a slight phobia of having to have stitches again. At the hospital when I was 6 or so they put permanent stitches instead of the dis-solvable ones in for a hernia operation I had. The scar then heals, then they wonder why the stitches are still there. They then had to PULL the stitch's out with a pair of tweezers, it took about an hour or so (there were only like 7, most painful experience of my life).
I really don't know how I'm going to get over that one
Uuuuh fuck me, just curious when they pulled them out did you have to have your hand bandaged to stop bleeding or they were holes? Like in piercings?
Can you get a hernia in your hand? Or are they bandaging up the hand to stop the bleeding elsewhere in his body? I don't see how that works.
Generally they snip and pull stitches out, though it's actually relatively painless, the pain probably just felt worse because when you're young you fear the pain so much more, can't remember a figure but a LARGE amount of pain is actually our anxiety of pain making it worse, all in our heads - after all :3
The boiling water and hernia operations were two different things :(. So no I don't have any scars on my arm or hands luckily :)
For the hernia, they put permanent stitches in (I think there a little stronger than the normal ones most people get. Really thick and purple) so and I think they were stitched differently because they were permanent aswell. Either way, for some reason they couldn't just cut them :(. and yes there was blood everywhere and I had to leave carrying a massive cotton ball type thing to soak up all the blood as i walked out :D. As far as hernia scars goes it's pretty bad :(.
Quote from: Ushie on January 20, 2011, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: Jazz_117 on January 18, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
I wasn't going to tell you, but it seems that I am required to.
You never knew me.
We never met...
The person whom you thought was me was in fact a cover, a fake, acted profile to fool you.
You may be thinking. "What was the point, why go to all the trouble."
Well the answer is simple, they needed to get something from you, and I was the only option.
I can't guarantee your safety anymore.
We are not friends anymore... we never were.
Sounds like the end of a cliche mystery/crime movie ending :p
Yeah, twaz sorta the idea. :P
QuotePS: I BUSTED THE WORLD-ENDS-IN-2012 THEORY! My musli bar expires in 2013 ^^
That reminds me of something:
Evolution must be incorrect, because snoring was
designed to keep other people awake. :D
Really? I thought snoring was made because your nose is clogged during sleep? :P
You should hear my dad snore, walls actually vibrate around the room :D