The weirdest dream I've ever dreamt

[MulleDK19]

I vaguely remember being in a room where a teacher were telling people how to do things.

Then all of a sudden I was standing on an extremely tall (very snowy) mountain, suddenly sitting inside a car, driving on this mountain on dirt roads ???

I think I saw a sign, don't remember what it said, or if it said anything, but I knew I had to follow it.

But instead of going the way the sign pointed, I took a road going parallel.

This mountain had a weird road system. It was like, there was an intersection with roads every 10th meter connecting other roads, etc.

Anyway, after driving a little (it was probably a few hundred meters), I turned right to get on track with where the sign pointed.

I got to something that looked like a church, and for some reason, at this point, I was suddenly on foot again ???

Then I met freddiew (from youtube) who I only know from watching his videos. He was speaking my own language, though ???

We walked towards the church which was fenced with a low concrete wall, we stepped over, and suddenly the church was gone, and a sunny beach with a rock appeared instead.

This rock was formed like a flat ground and a very steep side Ã,¯Ã,¯\ and we were standing on it,

and me and freddiew who had now suddenly been replaced with one of my childhood friends, lay down, then crawled to the edge to look down.

Which was extremely frightening, as I suffer from altophobia, which I said, and he said he did too.

So I crawled back a little, and realized that this rock had now transformed into a upside down V, with a round top.

And apparently, my friend was gone (Note that all these things like suddenly being on a mountain, then driving, then be on foot, then meet freddiew, the church disappearing, freddie changing into my childhood friend, and the rock transforming felt completely normal to me, lol).

And a whole lot of people appeared on the rock, and they were all walking on the steep sides without a problem.

I was still extremely frightened (I felt the fear very vividly, as if it wasn't a dream). And eventually I asked my teacher how to get off the rock.

And she told me that she told us all yesterday, and I told her that I hadn't listened to what she had said. So she explained it to me, and I finally got to one of the ends of this damn rock.

I got off, and was suddenly on a boat (still perfectly normal). And I started walking around on this boat, as if I had been traveling on it for hours already.

I walked inside to the cabbins, and for some reason I just opened the door to some random room, and saw a dead body with a knife in her eye  :o

So I ran out, down the hall while shouting for a police officer.

In the middle of this, I stopped to look into another room, where I saw the same thing. Though, I think there might have been a slight glitch in the loading sequence, 'cause this dead body had no knife to begin with, and for some reason I found it rather mysterious, by which a knife then appeared, and I left the room.

So I got outside, ran back to the class, where this rock had transformed into something completely flat now, and I told them that I needed a police officer.

Then one of the students shouted that there were one on the docks, and yes, apparently we were suddenly at a harbour, and this police officer with a weird hat was running along the boat, and I shouted for him.

He didn't seem to hear me, but he got on the boat, when it stopped, anyway.

And I told that I had found some dead bodies, apparently I had forgot where they were, but he just went straight there ??? apparently together with my teacher and a student, lol.

Since I found it odd, I found a few men on the boat, and asked if anyone had a gun, and apparently one of them did.

So I told him what had happened, and he also went directly to the same room, but without entering ???

He inserted some weird thing into the keyhole, and I took a look to find out where this "police officer" was.

I saw him, right in front of the door. Funny thing is that his hat was gone, and he was now wearing a black leather jacket.

So I told the man with the gun, that it was the guy right in front of the door in the leather jacket.

The weird thing he inserted into the keyhole turned out to be some kind of electrocuting device.

So the "police officer" got a lot of electricity. Then I started to think how odd it was that the man with the gun had been walking directly to the room, without asking for directions from me.

And I got to think that the man with the gun was probably his accomplice. So I grabbed his gun, and told them both to back off.

Then I pushed them into some weird machinery that crushed them both.

Then I grabbed the teacher and student and ran (Both were suddenly naked 8)), and I got them into some weird transportation device, which consisted of a lot of tubes going around.

So they went inside this machine, and suddenly I was gone, and was simply watching it all.

There was suddenly a third girl now, though, and two of the girls were crushed completely :o (Apparently this was the same type of machine that I had pushed those too men into).

The third, survived just fine, she got some of her skin ripped off on her face, but the narrating voice said that it was nothing unfixable.

Then she was about to get out, when she was ripped in two, then kneaded into meat pie.

I found all this extremely disgusting, and I just wanted this nightmare to end.

So I pressed Escape and clicked "Quit", and I woke up.

[Wh1tE_Dw4rF]

Cool story bro but you missed the Bel-Air part.

[MulleDK19]

Cool story bro but you missed the Bel-Air part.

Eh?

[Wh1tE_Dw4rF]

Cool story bro but you missed the Bel-Air part.

Eh?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bel-air-fresh-prince

[MulleDK19]

Cool story bro but you missed the Bel-Air part.

Eh?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bel-air-fresh-prince

Eh?

[Farley4Fan]

He's saying it was a long story with weird stuff like the Bel-air theme song but you forgot to say "I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there!  To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air."

Pretty much, after a long random story you gotta add that ending. 

[puuusianka]

He's saying it was a long story with weird stuff like the Bel-air theme song but you forgot to say "I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there!  To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air."

Pretty much, after a long random story you gotta add that ending. 

This custom is new, right?

[Farley4Fan]

Not if it's a custom.

[MulleDK19]

I like that all my dreams have a menu with a "Quit" button.