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Kava?

Started by Ion.67, June 27, 2010, 02:54:57 AM

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Jazz_117

Quote from: Ion.67 on June 27, 2010, 02:54:57 AM
Has anyone here ever tried Kava? I am thinking of ordering some to try it out. If you don't know what it is...I can't explain it. Makes you feel good. Do a google for extra help.

EDIT: Sounded less like a homo (not that there is anything wrong with that)
Not that you asked for my advice, but I'll give it anyway.
Take a deep breath and then do something constructive.
This is in no way harmful and the results will stick around.

IMO that beets getting freaky with plant roots. :D

Farley4Fan

I feel like someone fed me Kava while I was sleeping.  Last night I had a ridiculous lucid dream.  I knew that I was dreaming.  I was like "Cool, I can do some stuff I would normally regret". 

Instead of doing regretful things, I decided I would just sit and laugh at some of the shit my mind cooked up for me.  The thing is, my mind made the weirdest story with an awesome plot and had a twist that I myself didn't even see coming.  The twist was that my brain knew that I knew I dreaming.  One eery character in my dream said "You think you're all powerful because you know you're dreaming?  Think again."  The dream eventually took me to my bed after the adventure (which I won't describe now) and said I could go back to sleep now.  I was like "wtf I'm a prisoner of my own mind right now".  When I woke up I was tripping so much ballsack.  I felt powerless and my mind was smiling at me.  My mind is self aware and my personality is just a slave.  Who the hell am I?!?!?