How Do I Love You Agent?

[Savior20061]

Let me count the ways:
1) your grating nasally voice that is like a graceful gazelle passionately giving head to a blender.
2) Your wonderful whining about the shotgun and the buck it puts in your behind.
3) Your majestic whining about the uzi and the 40 bullets it puts in your behind.
4) Your French descent, which makes your whining about Europeans all the less hyprocritical.
5) The way you ally yourself with pros so that you know you can best me in battle.
6) The nearly flawless way you communicate with others.
7) The way you afk without any warning for the benefit of mere mortals such as myself, to eat lunch, use the bathroom, or run to the nearest cornerstore to buy batteries.

;D

[AgentX_003]

Let me count the ways:
1) your grating nasally voice that is like a graceful gazelle passionately giving head to a blender.
2) Your wonderful whining about the shotgun and the buck it puts in your behind.
3) Your majestic whining about the uzi and the 40 bullets it puts in your behind.
4) Your French descent, which makes your whining about Europeans all the less hyprocritical.
5) The way you ally yourself with pros so that you know you can best me in battle.
6) The nearly flawless way you communicate with others.
7) The way you afk without any warning for the benefit of mere mortals such as myself, to eat lunch, use the bathroom, or run to the nearest cornerstore to buy batteries.

;D

savioar goufck suefsl i howe dyou die and go pick sum morar cattton you whoere

[YaYz0r]

run to the nearest cornerstore to buy batteries.

LøL

[VaNilla]

He allied with me on my first day back to SCCT and we owned, so I don't think he just allies with 'pros' to be fair.

[monterto]

I don't think he just allies with 'pros' to be fair.

Hi there!

[Farley4Fan]

Well then, no wonder he always wishes to be allies with me.   :D

You know what, I would stay away from this thread, but it's going to get too good to resist. 

[frvge]

As long as it's friendly, I'm fine with it. If it's hostile, take it to PM or to SCL ;)

[Gawain]

love is in the air <3

[Farley4Fan]

My reasons:

1.  Your deliciously sexy original screen name.

2.  The way you smoothly insert the same cute smiley here, and there, and there, and there again.

3.  The foam coming from your mouth, and nose, as you read the posts on this thread.  Amazing  :-*

4.  The way you lie when you say the stickiness on your pants is from the syrup you had on your waffles in the morning...  ahhh...

5.  When you tell me on xfire that you really didn't mean the rude things you said to me on this site.  It's like kindergarten when you beat up the girl that you actually have a crush on to avoid suspicion.

6.  And last but not least when you act like I haven't played a match against you when I have really played and won countless matches against you.  When you leave the game with a 8 minutes to go, while your dead, and while I'm about to hack the last terminal.  It's cute when you blush and say you got disconnected.

Much <3 ;D

[MR.Mic]

or to SCL ;)

Don't tell people to pollute my forums.

[Spekkio]

Seriously, stop referring the shitbags to sclamers.

[Tidenburg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw

[LoChang]

There's practically no activity on either set of forums so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

[Westfall]

Don't lai.

[LoChang]

its tru mmk