Splinter Cell Conviction

Spark Mandriller · May 20, 2010, 05:37:31 AM

Conviction sucks, it's been ages and there's still nothing on Pixiv. Even Assassin's Creed has loads of pictures of like the main character as an anime girl or whatever, and who the fuck cares about Assassin's Creed?

So yeah Conviction sucks. Fact.

Farley4Fan · May 20, 2010, 05:51:50 AM

It seems like everyone has stopped giving a shit about it since superior games have released:

Alan Wake (I'll get around to it for sure)
Red Dead Redemption (omfg, loving it)

It was tossed aside like the quick-kind-of-fun-while-she-lasted hooker from the corner. It was a cash-in, a money grab, and so it has that legacy. No one cares about it. There will be less people playing the online in 2 years than there will be guys on xbconnect for CT, even after PS.

Spark Mandriller · May 20, 2010, 05:59:36 AM

there's like 25 pages of left 4 dead. y'know how many pages of splinter cell there are? like one.

seriously i want idolmaster splinter cells or something. shitty conviction isn't inspirational enough.

ps are you fucking dumb who would work on a cash-in for three years or however long it took? fucking dumb bro.

Serg · May 24, 2010, 03:07:20 PM

http://boards.ign.com/splinter_cell/b6328/158453532/p1/
I hope the next splinter cell game will be better

AgentX_003 · May 24, 2010, 03:52:32 PM

Quote from: comicsserg on May 24, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
http://boards.ign.com/splinter_cell/b6328/158453532/p1/
I hope the next splinter cell game will be better

I don't =/ because your not looking at this in a competitive manner, Ubisoft needs to step down
imo , too many years they have left things un polished O_o.... besides I have confidence that project stealth will be out before sc 6 .

Serg · May 24, 2010, 03:58:59 PM

:D I hope so :D

Farley4Fan · May 24, 2010, 06:17:25 PM

Quote from: Ambiguous Rocket on May 20, 2010, 05:59:36 AM
there's like 25 pages of left 4 dead. y'know how many pages of splinter cell there are? like one.

seriously i want idolmaster splinter cells or something. shitty conviction isn't inspirational enough.

ps are you fucking dumb who would work on a cash-in for three years or however long it took? fucking dumb bro.

Why don't you think about it before spouting your mouth off?

Old Conviction wasn't working. It didn't fly with the fans or the non-fans, they were way over budget, they took only TWO years to build the new build from the ground up. They scrapped the old direction after 3 years for a new direction for the sole purpose of regaining their losses and maybe turning a profit. New Conviction.

They did it with maximum explosions/action/speed, MINIMAL content (5 hour campaign and pretty much zero multiplayer), AND slapped the Splinter Cell brand name on the title and called it good to make up for going over budget.

It's a fucking cash-in dude. Duh.

Spark Mandriller · May 25, 2010, 05:00:12 AM

Quote from: FarleyFan on May 24, 2010, 06:17:25 PM
They scrapped the old direction after 3 years for a new direction for the sole purpose of regaining their losses and maybe turning a profit.

what game isn't designed for the purposes of turning a profit? :/

chaos theory is such a fucking cash in. not only did they want it to make money, but look at all the focus on action shit like shotguns and stabbing dudes and THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL betrayal plot and everything. obvious cash in i am disgusted ubi worst game ever i'm going to go on forums and i am going to bitch relentlessly and that will show you

Farley4Fan · May 25, 2010, 07:31:23 AM

That was clever the way you avoided my points and picked one out that you thought you could maybe counter.

Bra fucking Vo.

Spark Mandriller · May 25, 2010, 10:12:37 AM

you don't fucking have any points. what points do you have? that the game was designed to make money? no fucking shit. that the game is full of CINEMATIC ACTION popamole bullshit? that's what every fucking game that comes out these days is like. what makes it a cash in? just the fact that you don't like it so you want to fucking whine.

quit being such a dopey fanboy fuck, why don't you? i don't see you fucking crying about any other shitty games that have been released recently. why's this one different? because it's a splinter cell game? that's what puts you into whiny bitch mode? how about you stop wanking off to a fucking video game series to the point that you get ENRAGED because someone made a game and you don't like it but THEY PUT THE SPLINTER CELL NAME ON IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS A DISGRACE SPLINTER CELL CANNOT BE DEFILED LIKE THIS IT'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT. how about you judge games based on their own merits, instead of comparing them to completely different games based on the name? if the game sucks, oh well, plenty of games suck. that's too bad, there are plenty of other games out there, i won't go mad with rage over it. oh wait no can't do that, you'd have to stop sucking a brand's dick for that, no way can that happen.

basically you're a fuckwit fanboy moron and i hope you shut up forever so please do that okay

I.esus · May 25, 2010, 02:37:14 PM

VaNilla · May 25, 2010, 06:09:50 PM

Quote from: Ambiguous Rocket on May 25, 2010, 10:12:37 AM
you don't fucking have any points. what points do you have? that the game was designed to make money? no fucking shit. that the game is full of CINEMATIC ACTION popamole bullshit? that's what every fucking game that comes out these days is like. what makes it a cash in? just the fact that you don't like it so you want to fucking whine.

quit being such a dopey fanboy fuck, why don't you? i don't see you fucking crying about any other shitty games that have been released recently. why's this one different? because it's a splinter cell game? that's what puts you into whiny bitch mode? how about you stop wanking off to a fucking video game series to the point that you get ENRAGED because someone made a game and you don't like it but THEY PUT THE SPLINTER CELL NAME ON IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS A DISGRACE SPLINTER CELL CANNOT BE DEFILED LIKE THIS IT'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT. how about you judge games based on their own merits, instead of comparing them to completely different games based on the name? if the game sucks, oh well, plenty of games suck. that's too bad, there are plenty of other games out there, i won't go mad with rage over it. oh wait no can't do that, you'd have to stop sucking a brand's dick for that, no way can that happen.

basically you're a fuckwit fanboy moron and i hope you shut up forever so please do that okay

I approve of this post.

Farley4Fan · May 25, 2010, 09:24:28 PM

Quote from: Ambiguous Rocket on May 25, 2010, 10:12:37 AM
you don't fucking have any points. what points do you have? that the game was designed to make money? no fucking shit. that the game is full of CINEMATIC ACTION popamole bullshit? that's what every fucking game that comes out these days is like. what makes it a cash in? just the fact that you don't like it so you want to fucking whine.

quit being such a dopey fanboy fuck, why don't you? i don't see you fucking crying about any other shitty games that have been released recently. why's this one different? because it's a splinter cell game? that's what puts you into whiny bitch mode? how about you stop wanking off to a fucking video game series to the point that you get ENRAGED because someone made a game and you don't like it but THEY PUT THE SPLINTER CELL NAME ON IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS A DISGRACE SPLINTER CELL CANNOT BE DEFILED LIKE THIS IT'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT. how about you judge games based on their own merits, instead of comparing them to completely different games based on the name? if the game sucks, oh well, plenty of games suck. that's too bad, there are plenty of other games out there, i won't go mad with rage over it. oh wait no can't do that, you'd have to stop sucking a brand's dick for that, no way can that happen.

basically you're a fuckwit fanboy moron and i hope you shut up forever so please do that okay

Idiot. They took a franchise that was about something else, fucked it up for the sole purpose of generating revenue (not for "advancing the genre" or whatever the fuck they said), developed for a very short period of time, produced very little content, and slapped the Splinter Cell name to generate even more sales.

You're arguing technicalities with me. "Oh, what really is a cash-in Farley?" Real smart. You are trying to go too deep into what I meant. They used splinter cell to cash in, rather than to make a good game. Instead of, during development, asking if a feature would be good for gameplay they asked themselves "would this generate sales?"

Of course games are made for profit but this game lacked a certain passion that previous games had. Or, rather, it was replaced with passion for raking in money. I don't blame them, but it doesn't make it less of a cash in.

This game has the least amount of content out of the whole series, it took a leap backward in terms of story, gameplay, AND even graphics. They obviously didn't give a shit about the game making it less a project to develop a quality game and more of a project to CASH IN.

You have a different idea of what a cash-in is defined as. A real strange one: you seem like you don't believe cash-in's actually exist.

VaNilla · May 25, 2010, 10:17:28 PM

I suppose that's why they scrapped the game in it's original iteration; losing some potential sales and creating further costs. I think it's you who has misunderstood the definition of a cash-in.

Farley4Fan · May 25, 2010, 10:32:31 PM

Stone, the original work was scrapped so that they could spend the next year and a half creating a game with minimal content and maximum explosions for the hollywood humpers. I don't think you understand why they scrapped the original game. Because it was slow paced and crowd stealth would not generate sales. They went WAY over budget finding ways for Sam to correctly pick up printers and chairs, and so decided that a quickly developed, action packed, light on content game with the name Splinter Cell could make up for their losses.

I'm eagerly awaiting Splinter Cell ON ICE! How about you guys?