Kava?

[Ion.67]

Has anyone here ever tried Kava? I am thinking of ordering some to try it out. If you don't know what it is...I can't explain it. Makes you feel good. Do a google for extra help.

EDIT: Sounded less like a homo (not that there is anything wrong with that)

[CurdyMilk]

You must be desperate

[Ion.67]

So desperate. Actually, I edited the first post to sound less desperate haha.

http://xkcd.com/481/

[tigaer]

Sounds alright. Might be fun in certain situations (i.e. with a certain type of girl). Why not just smoke some weed and drink some beer? lol

[Wh1tE_Dw4rF]

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A drink made from the roots of a plant that's quite popular in fiji and the south pacific.

Its more of a social drink which pacific islanders take to merry-make @ social/tradtional events

Muddy brown in colour and quite sour and nasty-tasting. If you ask me, its absolute crap! Why anyone would wanna drink it is beyond me!
man1: "lets drink kava"
man2: "yeah!"
man1: "I cant live without my kava"

sounds delicious, if you like the taste of mud.

[Succubus Dryad Of The Undying Comet]

Mudkips, anyone?

[Ion.67]

A lot of alcohol tastes like ass, but hey, it gets the job done.

[Wh1tE_Dw4rF]

Because after you drink alchohol or consume a drug you go mellow and numb. Therefore forget how bad it really tastes. The next time you do it again you remember something about the taste but always somewhat along the lines of: "I know it didn't taste like applejuice but how bad can it be". Then when you take your first sip or inhale you remember it again untill it kicks in and you care more about the color of the walls or that one hair hanging infront of your face, making you wonder how so much awesome as a hair can come out of your head and form a haircut. At which point you freak out by the realisation that the hair will burst trough your scalp like a sharp needle which you feared when you got a vaccin back at the age of 4.

[Ion.67]

Walls breathe man. Fucking walls are the worst. And grass. Grass sucks too

[Wh1tE_Dw4rF]

So far I found playing Guitar Hero pretty wierd. The neck with the notes became 3d and it felt like I was playing some horizontal scrolling spaceship shooter.

Not sure if you ever played Guitar Hero but from looking at the screen alone for a while then looking at the walls or table infront of you, stuff starts to morph and move about. That together with being mellow and numb it's one freaky expirience. Not saying a bad one ofcourse.

Alcohol plus weed plus 2+ hours of Guitar Hero and you won't be able to see anything in it's original shape/form for the coming hours. Next time I do that I will sit in a grassfield right outside my garden and watch grass move in the wind.

[Gawain]

kava can fuck up your liver.

[Wh1tE_Dw4rF]

Alchohol fucks up your liver and your brains too, but that doesn't mean people drink less of it because.

[Ion.67]

kava can fuck up your liver.

Plus you are wrong. That was proven false; the test was done on people who were also tested for drinking or something. Something involving alcohol screwed it up. FDA still has the warning but 0.0 people in countries that use a ton of it have shortened life spans.

[Farley4Fan]

rofl who agrees to do these tests?  Who wants to fuck up their liver on an unknown substance for 15 bucks?!

MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1

[Ion.67]

Haha they fucked up with the test; not the test fucked them up. A few things were wrong:

1. They had previous problems with alcohol
2. They used the entire plant and not the part that is almost exclusively eaten (root)
3. Did it wrong.

Germany lifted their ban and they were the ones who did the test...what does that say?